Minutiae

I seriously love the fact that my friends are bizarre. Here's a snippet of an online conversation I had with my friend Libby earlier tonight. It began with the context that her sister is getting married soon, and lost control from there:

Libby: i cant shake the "he's not good enough for my older sis" feeling
Me: nobody's good enough for a garrity girl
Libby: hahhahahahahaha
Libby: or a martinman
Libby: oooh i like the sound of that
Libby: ...from the depths of the earth...
Libby: shrouded in mystery and terror...
Libby: ...living as a king among insects...
Libby: is...
Libby: MartinMan...the adventurer
Me: haha
Libby: Martin Man...mighty blade of steel
Libby: with his mighty sword protecting...
Me: garrity girls
Libby: the mightiest of warriors is here...
Libby: MartinMan
Libby: collect them all...
Me: haha
Libby: SingerGuy
Libby: Moose
Libby: Master of English
Me: hahaha
Libby: Driver/Taxiboy
Libby: and now with new lightup headlights
Libby: and removable glasses

Anybody with graphic design skills who wants to Photoshop up a prototype MartinMan action figure...don't. I will hit you.

Part of a conversation from about three minutes ago:

JeffMartin31: i have a confession
JeffMartin31: i love kelly clarkson's "behind these hazel eyes"
FTCrodis: um, so do i
FTCrodis: everyone secretly loves kelly clarkson
FTCrodis: don't worry
JeffMartin31: still, somehow it seems wrong